At 2:45 a.m., I asked myself: what if tweets self-destructed the moment they’re read? Enter the “DM-Inspired Ephemeral Promo.” Here’s the hack: draft your tweet, include a link to a private Pastebin or Google Doc set to “anyone with link,” then immediately delete the tweet. Subscribers with notifications open get the link; everyone else sees nothing.

Why bother? Scarcity sells. FOMO skyrockets when your audience suspects the content vanishes at midnight. Analytics? Pastebin logs the clicks; you retroactively gauge who cared enough to save the link. Bonus: trolls can’t hunt down your old proclamations, and you avoid the “that’s cringe” comments of posterity.

Caveats: It feels like digital sleight-of-hand—your brand needs transparency to avoid trust erosion. Use sparingly for exclusive promos—think “first 50 sign-ups” or “secret ASMR session.” It’s not a sustainable feed strategy, but as a 2 a.m. brainwave? Pure chaotic gold.